: Fair Use The licensing fees for nostalgia tripled in November. It costs fourteen cents to wonder if it will …
: Index This intentionally small and intentionally impossible to read image is the outline of a book that …
: Twenty Possibilities Today I decided to look back at what I was writing two years ago. It was this. Light Bender Pushing …
: Gold Star I told you I loved you and you gave me a gold star. You stuck it beside the others and pressed it …
: The Traffic Wizard Whatever he gives one lane comes out of the other three. The Chevy with the tags two years expired. …
: Non-Locality at the Local Olive Garden You're explaining quantum entanglement with breadsticks. Your hands, though— You take a bite and I …
: You Can Be One of Them I documented in The Click a generative method applied to haiku, which is a favorite source of mine. …
: 800 Grit My poem 800 Grit was published in ONE ART today. …
: Retreat I’m spending a week at Saint John’s University. Just hiking and trying to figure out my life.
: The Click One of my favorite techniques for coming up with ideas is pretty simple. It starts with haiku on …
: Jeff's Big Day Off I've been taking a bit of a break for the past few weeks. I started writing bad pickup lines, …
: Fallstreak Hole At night, the clouds descend. They cover our faces softly enough that we do not wake. We breathe …
: Life’s a Beach Life was okay. The ocean was beside us, the resort was behind us, and our manes were always brushed …
: Gesturing and Genuflecting Two Harbors, MN
: The Quarter Paladin He waits near the carts in full armor with a crown of quarters in one gloved hand. When someone …
: Egg salad: when you were halfway to tuna and said this is good enough.
: If You Open the Door, Turn To Page ■■■■ The book I want to write is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except all the page numbers you …
: Unused Poem Ideas These are open source ideas free for you to use. A man eating a bowl of soup on a train Why even …
: Mundane Moments in Action Cinema, Episode 1: The Temple of Liability [INT. MINE — NIGHT] The rumble of distant drums. Echoes of shouts. Danger looms. SHORT ROUND and …
: Two Poems by Jeff Cove Here are my recent poems on Defenestration. Two Poems by Jeff Cove As with a lot of my stuff, these …
: My poems “Horse Thoughts” and “At The Eldritch Horror Zoo” are getting published in the December …
: Yesterday my poem “Sleeping On Your Side” was published in Issue 5 of Pictura Journal.
: I drove 10 hours over the last 2 days and had some time to listen to Billy Collins’ Masterclass on …
: Mattering What would life be like if we did not want to matter? This question has been on my mind. Many people …
: Unplanned Retirement The realization that he wasn't living up to his potential hit him mid-performance. He withdrew his …
: Gratitude I was always a strong reader and writer. So much so that my school formed a special group of myself …
: Macho Man Randy Savage Reviews: Entropy Snap Into Thermodynamic Irreversibility! Let me tell you somethin’, brother… You can stack your …
: there’s a time for love but i just ate spaghetti so it’s not right now
: The first rule of hopelessness club is oh what does it even matter.
: Purgatory On our last night we burned the maps to push back the dark.
: His crime was that he would find people having drinks with those little umbrellas in them and he …
: What I Should Have Known Things were going well. She ordered salmon. I had beef wellington. We were in orbit feeding each …
: Donate to my GoFundMe to ban drum sets because hand percussion is far superior
: This Poem Was Written By an LLM Trained on Eurodance* Take Me Energy Higher Pressure Move Your Body Energy Tonight Pump Moving Energy— Forever. * This …
: Rocketry As a kid, for a while I was into model rockets. Kind of. There are different model rocket engine …
: I knocked on heaven’s door, but only before I saw the “No Soliciting” sign. My bad.
: Continuing your travels across the plains, you will come to the city of Juro. The architects of Juro …
: Turbo Simile, Volume 1 “…like the feeling when a friend has tickets to a concert but can’t go so they offer them to you and …
: They said they’d give me a hundred dollars when I reached the horizon and I took them up on it.
: Bad Jokes Deluxe Yesterday I was trying to eat some ice cream, but the kid I stole it from wouldn’t stop crying. I …
: I've got a dad body. That's why you shouldn't go down to the basement.
: Dog Judge: The court hereby finds you the most amazing and best person that ever lived!
: Today I changed my mind. The new one isn’t very good either.
: What do I have more of, concerns or money? Concerns.
: If doing things was as easy as undoing things, I’d be way more productive.
: I watched a lot of bad stand-up comedy and I wanted to offer these Jeff-approved lines for people …
: Seven Visions of Kevin Stevens i saw a squirrel his name was kevin stevens that’s what he told me spring light, waking earth the …