Macho Man Randy Savage Reviews: Entropy

Snap Into Thermodynamic Irreversibility!

Let me tell you somethin’, brother…
You can stack your particles,
you can order your systems,
you can alphabetize your molecules till the cows come home…

BUT GUESS WHAT?
ENTROPY'S COMIN’ FOR YA
And it don’t care how neat your little box is!

Everything wants to fall apart, dig it?

You try to fight it—
you pour your hot coffee, try to keep it warm,
but it cools, man.
It cools because entropy don’t respect your plans.

Entropy’s the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP
of chaos and decay!

And you can’t pin it!
You can’t body slam it!
It’s the slow elbow drop from the top rope of time itself
—landing on order
again…
and again…
and AGAIN.

Every universe is just a ring, and brother—entropy’s the ref who don’t count to three!

So you wanna cheat the clock?
Build your little perpetual motion machine?

GOOD LUCK, CHUMP.
'Cause the Second Law of Thermodynamics is the KING…
and it’s always undefeated!

SNAP INTO A HEAT DEATH. OHHH YEAHHHH.