Unused Poem Ideas

These are open source ideas free for you to use.

• A man eating a bowl of soup on a train
• Why even bother with fingernail clippers when toenail clippers can do both
• A generational curse where you must immediately correct anyone that uses i.e. or e.g. incorrectly
• People talking about “normies” while shopping at Kohl’s
• Actually getting sweaty dancing to Autechre
• The perfect crime committed with the perfect weapon: the icicle gun
• A deep meditation on the fact that the idea of wearing a glass jar with a baby in it that can detect enemies has actually been done. And done well.
• A reboot of the short-lived 80’s series The Highwayman
• A poem where the exact wrong Spirograph configuration opens a portal to hell

Actually, I might steal that last one.

And the Kohl’s one? Here’s a starter senryu:

at Kohl’s, on the phone
“ha! stupid normies” he says.
his hoodie? SpongeBob.