Cut Poem: Personal Injury Lawyer
1-800-Personal-Injury-Lawyer!
He’s your personal… problem… destroyer!
If you’re …errr… hurt in a foyer!
Deep breath
They want this in an hour.
How did I get here?
I—
Personal Injury Lawyer!
Who is also my employer!
…and maybe my life destroyer…
Will I lose my health insurance?
Oh god.
For a minute I thought this was funny. Then I took a walk and realized it wasn't.
By the way, if you work in an advertising agency and you write jingles, I have an idea you can have free of royalties.
Requires: 1 Personal Injury Lawyer who is named Schmidt
The whole idea of the commercial is that people wreck their cars or have some sort of workplace accident and look directly at the camera...
AWW, SCHMIDT!
You're welcome. That one's on the house.